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This board is the place where all of the coolest kids in Shrekville hang out. You can post whatever you want here but read the rules and don't be weird. Also if you're a cool person you should talk about what you and your friends are gonna do during school and after school. Trust me only the coolest people use this board so you don't have to worry about anything.
Also you can talk about other stuff like selling things sometimes if you want. But make sure to talk about cool stuff too.
Oh, and by the way...
rEAD THE RULES BEFORE YOU POST ANYTHING!!!
rEAD THE RULES BEFORE YOU POST ANYTHING!!!
Recent Posts
Recent Posts
GabeCollectsRocks MODERATOR
October 5th, 2023 @ 8:04pm
Hello everyone, this is Gabe’s mother. Me and Harold have been very strict with Gabe telling him that he is NOT allowed to go on websites with foul or inappropriate words or content. When Gabe informed me that he ran this site where people are using foul language I was shocked. Not only was he running such an inappropriate thing without our knowledge but he was using words such as “frick” and “freak” that imply the use of extreme foul language.
Me and Harold will be shutting down this website until further notice. We never knew how obscene the community around this city was. Gabe will be grounded until further notice and will have his computer and phone taken away, so don’t expect him to talk here.
I sincerely hope you all can get your acts together and act like a group of respectable people. I am frankly embarrassed that our community could use such vulgar terms so regularly. I know that I will never be looking at this site again. Good night to you all.
GabeCollectsRocks MODERATOR
October 5th, 2023 @ 2:46pm
YOU’RE FRICKING BANNED FOR A MILLION FRICKING YEARS!!! SHE’S GONNA FRICKING TAKE AWAY MY COMPUTER BECAUSE OF YOU!!!
GabeCollectsRocks MODERATOR
October 5th, 2023 @ 3:45pm
(Replying to [BANNED USER] on October 4th, 2023 @ 11:11pm)
If anyone sees that fucking con man Moe Szyslak tell him I am going to kill him if he doesn’t fucking reschedule my comedy show NOW. I got all my shit together for my fucking show at his place and now after it cancelled he says he doesn’t know if he has any more openings. I went there in person tonight and he just told me to get out of his bar and that he didn’t want me anywhere near him.
You rotting fucking putrid ugly cunt. I’ll burn your fucking bar to the ground. You have crossed the wrong frog. Your days are numbered.
WHAT THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH YOU MY MOM SAW THIS AND NOW SHE SAYS SHE’S GONNA FRICKING GROUND ME BECAUSE SHE SAID I GO ON WEBSITES WHERE PEOPLE ARE SWEARING!!!
[BANNED USER]
October 4th, 2023 @ 11:11pm
If anyone sees that fucking con man Moe Szyslak tell him I am going to kill him if he doesn’t fucking reschedule my comedy show NOW. I got all my shit together for my fucking show at his place and now after it cancelled he says he doesn’t know if he has any more openings. I went there in person tonight and he just told me to get out of his bar and that he didn’t want me anywhere near him.
You rotting fucking putrid ugly cunt. I’ll burn your fucking bar to the ground. You have crossed the wrong frog. Your days are numbered.
>> sans. commented on October 4th, 2023 @ 11:40pm
woah calm down frog. you could get in trouble with the cops for saying stuff like this. i don’t think it’s anything to get your bones rattled over.
>> Frog commented on October 4th, 2023 @ 11:52pm
I don’t want to hear it from you. Shut the fuck up. Your skeleton pun shit makes me gag. Maybe when you start being funny you can tell me what to do. Until then shut your fucking mouth.
>> Susan Heffley commented on October 5th, 2023 @ 7:26am
This is extremely insensitive. I cannot believe you are saying that on a public website with other real people. You are sick.
>> Frog commented on October 5th, 2023 @ 11:56am
Oh and now of course it’s the fucking bitch from earlier. You are NOTHING. I make more money in one show than you make in a YEAR. YOU ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO ME. DO NOT FUCKING TEST ME.
wieazerd!!!! oooooooghgggh
October 3rd, 2023 @ 5:39pm
thank you wized can sleep now….. kind person who givead old waiserd a mat res…… ogggghhhh……
wieazerd!!!! oooooooghgggh
October 3rd, 2023 @ 5:26pm
who put a mat ress outside of m yhouse??????
GabeCollectsRocks MODERATOR
October 3rd, 2023 @ 3:45pm
Hey guys, I just made another youtube video for all of the rock collector fans out there. This video I decided to do a taste test of some soda that was in my house and basically the video is fricking awesome. You should watch it’s fricking cool. I put the link below.
>> neil goldman commented on October 3rd, 2023 @ 4:07pm
Gabe, this is cringe.
>> GabeCollectsRocks commented on October 3rd, 2023 @ 4:36pm
No it fricking isn't. It's awesome. Stop being a hater all the time Neil. I don’t tell you that your news stuff is cringe.
Anonymous
October 2nd, 2023 @ 8:02pm
brand new opened business…… grumpys moving….. If you need youre stuff moved…. call grumpy……
grumpys moving and towing….. 1390 sharp ave shrek ville
Miku
October 2nd, 2023 @ 3:58pm
Hello.
I need a new audio mixer.
Do any musicians know any good brands?
Thank you.
>> sans. commented on October 2nd, 2023 @ 5:11pm
i play trombone but i don’t know very much about those. i would ask some bands around. Sex bob omb the archies or figrin dan and the modal nodes maybe.
>> Miku commented on October 2nd, 2023 @ 5:47pm
I will ask them about it.
I have not heard of Figrin Dan.
Who is that?
>> sans. commented on October 2nd, 2023 @ 5:59pm
they are these group of guys who play weird instruments. they look weird, almost like aliens. but theyre cool. this skeleton thinks so.
Hank Hill
October 1st, 2023 @ 2:08pm
(Replying to Shrekville Police Department on October 1st, 2023 @ 1:25am)
The Shrekville Police Department has identified the man responsible for the assault of Judge Judy as Charles Entertainment Cheese, aged 38.
During an encounter with officers in the late hours of the night, Charles opened fire and fled into a property which he previously owned. Several hours after the initial encounter, as officers entered the building to apprehend him, he took his own life.
Although some officers have sustained minor injuries, no other fatalities, neither police nor civilians, have been reported.
This is the final post we will make here. Your concern and assistance in this case have been invaluable to our investigation. Please rest assured knowing his reign of terror is over.
Good riddance . Damn kid got what was coming to him .
GabeCollectsRocks MODERATOR
October 1st, 2023 @ 12:51pm
(Replying to [BANNED USER] on October 1st, 2023 @ 2:10am)
Jesus Christ of course this happens right before my show starts in the same area. Someone better still be giving me a check for this shit.
Did you even READ the rules? Check rule number four. This is your only warning before the ban hammer comes down on you.
Also, holy freaking crap! The guy died?
Sounds to me like you should have done a better job police department. Just saying. But at least everyone can shut up about it now.
[BANNED USER]
October 1st, 2023 @ 2:10am
(Replying to Shrekville Police Department on October 1st, 2023 @ 1:25am)
The Shrekville Police Department has identified the man responsible for the assault of Judge Judy as Charles Entertainment Cheese, aged 38.
During an encounter with officers in the late hours of the night, Charles opened fire and fled into a property which he previously owned. Several hours after the initial encounter, as officers entered the building to apprehend him, he took his own life.
Although some officers have sustained minor injuries, no other fatalities, neither police nor civilians, have been reported.
This is the final post we will make here. Your concern and assistance in this case have been invaluable to our investigation. Please rest assured knowing his reign of terror is over.
Jesus Christ of course this happens right before my show starts in the same area. Someone better still be giving me a check for this shit.
Shrekville Police Department
October 1st, 2023 @ 1:25am
The Shrekville Police Department has identified the man responsible for the assault of Judge Judy as Charles Entertainment Cheese, aged 38.
During an encounter with officers in the late hours of the night, Charles opened fire and fled into a property which he previously owned. Several hours after the initial encounter, as officers entered the building to apprehend him, he took his own life.
Although some officers have sustained minor injuries, no other fatalities, neither police nor civilians, have been reported.
This is the final post we will make here. Your concern and assistance in this case have been invaluable to our investigation. Please rest assured knowing his reign of terror is over.
Mort
September 30th, 2023 @ 9:07pm
Helicopters now. They’re hovering over an abandoned building off of 8th and Herring. Shooting has stopped. We’re going to head home. Please everyone, stay safe.
Hank Hill
September 30th, 2023 @ 9:02pm
That crazy kid said he wanted to see the mayor tonight . if that’s not him shooting i don’t know what .
Mort
September 30th, 2023 @ 8:53pm
Yes, me and my partner were driving to see the comedy show at Moe’s and it started. We’re still in the car right now pulled onto the side of the road. Dozens of police cars have passed us going East on Highway 33.
Judy Neutron
September 30th, 2023 @ 8:49pm
Does anyone else hear gunshots?! East side of town near Herring St!!
wieazerd!!!! oooooooghgggh
September 30th, 2023 @ 5:28am
does anyon ehave new mattress??? mine accidentally truened into a bird… because I used the wron gmagic spelle… ogghhhhgg…. now I have no where tos leep… wizard sad...
>> Anonymous commented on September 30th, 2023 @ 7:34am
a woman said she was giving one away last week here
>> wieazerd!!!! oooooooghgggh commented on September 30th, 2023 @ 8:22am
ooooooohhhhh!!!! can you bring it. tomy house???? I live in the big magikcal wiz are house!!! yes!!!!!!!!!
wieazerd!!!! oooooooghgggh
September 30th, 2023 @ 5:19am
heello!!!!
Mort
September 29th, 2023 @ 8:09pm
(Replying to Ferral on September 29th, 2023 @ 7:35pm)
Probably not… but thanks…
OK. Just know I’m here if you’d like my advice.
Ferral
September 29th, 2023 @ 7:35pm
(Replying to Mort on September 29th, 2023 @ 6:53pm)
I didn’t expect any other writers to start posting their work on this board. It warms my heart to see such passion for the medium here. There’s been so much talk about the news lately, so this is quite refreshing.
If you’d like, I can provide some points of praise and criticism as I’ve done for others. If not, I understand. I will say that I’m quite impressed by what you’ve shown here.
Probably not… but thanks…
Mort
September 29th, 2023 @ 6:53pm
(Replying to Ferral on September 29th, 2023 @ 2:33pm)
Hi. Sorry I haven’t said anything… I’ve been feeling really depressed when I get home from school lately and it’s hard to get myself even to talk to people when I’m this depressed.
But anyway… I wrote some of my story. If you guys want to read it I put it below. I wanted to make a new canon because the last one was old and bad. I also wanted to say that Big Bird is going to be a retired character from now on because his design is super cringey and really immature. I cringe just thinking about it.
I didn’t expect any other writers to start posting their work on this board. It warms my heart to see such passion for the medium here. There’s been so much talk about the news lately, so this is quite refreshing.
If you’d like, I can provide some points of praise and criticism as I’ve done for others. If not, I understand. I will say that I’m quite impressed by what you’ve shown here.
Miku
September 29th, 2023 @ 4:30pm
Hello.
I found this board for the first time today.
It’s nice to meet you all.
>> Rose Masster commented on September 28th, 2023 @ 5:18pm
Hi Miku!! This is Rose. I didn’t think you would actually post here.
>> Miku commented on September 28th, 2023 @ 5:40pm
Hi Rose.
Yes, I posted here. Thank you.
>> neil goldman commented on September 28th, 2023 @ 5:56pm
Uh, hey Miku. This is Neil Goldman. I don’t know if you’ve ever met me… but I’m a big name in the news scene around the school.
If you’d like me to show you how to use the board, feel free to ask. Maybe we could discuss it at my house, if you know what I’m saying.
>> Miku commented on September 28th, 2023 @ 6:02pm
Hi Neil.
No.
I hope you understand my decision.
Ferral
September 29th, 2023 @ 2:42pm
Also I just read all the stuff that happened. It’s almost like it’s a video game, where some killer is out there and you play as a detective…
Ferral
September 29th, 2023 @ 2:33pm
Hi. Sorry I haven’t said anything… I’ve been feeling really depressed when I get home from school lately and it’s hard to get myself even to talk to people when I’m this depressed.
But anyway… I wrote some of my story. If you guys want to read it I put it below. I wanted to make a new canon because the last one was old and bad. I also wanted to say that Big Bird is going to be a retired character from now on because his design is super cringey and really immature. I cringe just thinking about it.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12DXkWIri6cJjgicCRpVRcN1XKExVQhK4GwoqCH9w7ME
>> Miku commented on September 28th, 2023 @ 3:21pm
I read this story. It was good.
Thank you for posting it.
>> Sansy Skeleton commented on September 28th, 2023 @ 3:52pm
OMG CRAZY!!! that was intense lol!!! Why is everyone on this board so talented!?
Just kinda wondering are Genx and the cat girl like siblings?? Or is that a secret??
>> Rose Masster commented on September 28th, 2023 @ 4:02pm
Ferral I hope you didn’t post this because you felt like you had to for me… But it was really good! Sometimes I wish I was as good at writing as you are…
>> Anonymous commented on September 28th, 2023 @ 5:24pm
NOOOOOOOOO BIG BIRD HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?
Anonymous
September 28th, 2023 @ 7:48pm
best towing service around…… one hundred percent shreklandian companny…….. call grumpys towing now….. 1390 sharp avenue shrek ville
GabeCollectsRocks MODERATOR
September 28th, 2023 @ 9:35am
(Replying to [BANNED USER] on September 28th, 2023 @ 8:04am)
MAYOR LUIGI OF SHREKVILLE IF YOU WISH TO KEEP YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY SAFE I WANT YOU TO SEE ME AND DISCUSS MY TERMS
WE WILL MEET TWO DAYS FROM NOW AT NIGHTFALL IN A PLACE ONLY YOU AND I REMEMBER YOU MUST COME ALONE AND YOU MUST AFTERWARDS REVEAL THE HORRID TRUTH OF YOUR DEEDS TO ALL
I HAVE ABILITIES UNSPOKEN IF YOU BETRAY MY TRUST I AM NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM WITH DEADLY FORCE
I HOPE I HAVE ENTERTAINED YOU
LOVE. C
I don’t know if this is a troll pretending to be the guy or not but you’re still banned either way. If you are the same guy, I ALREADY told you to stop being a crazy person. Clearly you didn't learn your lesson...
Also police if you’re seeing this, maybe do your job and investigate what he said. Just fricking saying.
[BANNED USER]
September 28th, 2023 @ 8:04am
MAYOR LUIGI OF SHREKVILLE IF YOU WISH TO KEEP YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY SAFE I WANT YOU TO SEE ME AND DISCUSS MY TERMS
WE WILL MEET TWO DAYS FROM NOW AT NIGHTFALL IN A PLACE ONLY YOU AND I REMEMBER YOU MUST COME ALONE AND YOU MUST AFTERWARDS REVEAL THE HORRID TRUTH OF YOUR DEEDS TO ALL
I HAVE ABILITIES UNSPOKEN IF YOU BETRAY MY TRUST I AM NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM WITH DEADLY FORCE
I HOPE I HAVE ENTERTAINED YOU
LOVE. C
>> Sansy Skeleton commented on September 28th, 2023 @ 10:27am
OH MY GOD NO WAY THIS IS THE ACTUAL GUY???
>> Anonymous commented on September 28th, 2023 @ 10:49am
nice try troll
>> Jon Arbuckle Cartoonist Odie Comics commented on September 28th, 2023 @ 11:14am
Mr. C, you’ve given everyone here a real spook with all of the things you’ve done. My cat Garfield hasn’t been able to sleep at night because he thinks you might break into our house in the middle of the night.
I really don’t mean to sound rude, but I think it would be a good idea if you stopped with all these shenanigans and turned yourself in. It sounds harsh to say but I think it might be a good idea for everyone.
>> Hank Hill commented on September 28th, 2023 @ 6:29pm
You are a Coward . What did that innocent woman do To you. You are a sick person.
[BANNED USER]
September 27th, 2023 @ 9:08pm
(Replying to Frog on September 26th, 2023 @ 6:31pm)
Alright duders so I know this police shit is going on but that’s stupid and you guys should come to my comedy show at Moe’s this Friday at 8 anyway.
It’s gonna be funny as hell. Who cares if some stupid bitch is in the hospital. You’re gonna miss out if you’re not there. Frog out
To the lady who said she wasn’t coming to my show I will be doing a bit about how much of a bitch you are. You deserve it honestly.
neil goldman MODERATOR
September 27th, 2023 @ 5:50pm
(Replying to GabeCollectsRocks on September 27th, 2023 @ 5:09pm)
Neil when I told you you could do the news I didn’t say you could be a freaking weirdo about it.
Don’t mind this guy ladies… he clearly doesn’t know what he’s talking about.
GabeCollectsRocks MODERATOR
September 27th, 2023 @ 5:09pm
(Replying to neil goldman on September 27th, 2023 @ 3:42pm)
Hey ladies and gents… Neil here again.
So I’m sure you’ve all heard that some lady was attacked in the middle of the night a couple days ago - and of course that happens while I’m at my grandma’s house for the night (who doesn’t have internet). But at least now I can get all the details together for a story.
Check it out on the news page. And ladies… I know it’s pretty crazy, so feel free to ask me for updates anytime. Maybe we can even do some research together if you know what I mean.
Neil when I told you you could do the news I didn’t say you could be a freaking weirdo about it.
neil goldman MODERATOR
September 27th, 2023 @ 3:42pm
Hey ladies and gents… Neil here again.
So I’m sure you’ve all heard that some lady was attacked in the middle of the night a couple days ago - and of course that happens while I’m at my grandma’s house for the night (who doesn’t have internet). And also of course it happens just as I get my article about how the guy was just a troll done.
But whatever, check it out on the news page. And ladies… I know it’s pretty crazy out there right now, so feel free to ask me for updates anytime. Maybe we can even do some research together if you know what I mean.
[BANNED USER]
September 26th, 2023 @ 6:31pm
Alright duders so I know this police shit is going on but that’s stupid and you guys should come to my comedy show at Moe’s this Friday at 8 anyway.
It’s gonna be funny as hell. Who cares if some stupid bitch is in the hospital. You’re gonna miss out if you’re not there. Frog out
>> Susan Heffley commented on September 26th, 2023 @ 7:56pm
You must be a very inconsiderate and extremely rude person say that about the woman who was put in the hospital… I for one know I will NOT be coming to this comedy show of yours.
>> Cleveland Brown commented on September 26th, 2023 @ 8:37pm
I can come. Ha ha ha.
Shrekville Police Department
September 26th, 2023 @ 12:00pm
Regarding our previous post, please be aware that the safety of Shrekville and its residents is our top priority. We will not rest until the suspect is in custody.
>> Anonymous commented on September 26th, 2023 @ 12:55pm
LIES when have you guys done any thing, its usually some group of heroes that stops crime and you just sit there, what are they paying you for
GabeCollectsRocks ADMIN
September 26th, 2023 @ 10:56am
(Replying to Shrekville Police Department on September 26th, 2023 @ 10:28am)
A break-in and assault occurred in Shrekville in the late night hours of X+17. The suspect goes by the online alias “TRUTH SEEKER”. If you have been in contact with this individual or believe you have any relevant information, we are asking you to please come forward.
The victim has suffered serious injuries but is expected to recover. We are strongly advising all Shrekville residents to remain calm and lock their doors and windows at night until the suspect is in custody.
I thought this might have been trolling at first but then I saw it on the news too. This is FREAKING REAL. That freaking guy broke into some lady’s house and tried to freaking KILL her.
So you don’t even know who this guy even IS?! What the frick are you doing talking on here?! Get it the frick together police department!
>> sans. commented on September 26th, 2023 @ 11:42am
i’m pretty sure the police have different guys working on finding them.
Shrekville Police Department
September 26th, 2023 @ 10:28am
A break-in and assault occurred in Shrekville in the late night hours of yesterday, September 25th. The suspect goes by the online alias “TRUTH SEEKER”. If you have been in contact with this individual or believe you have any relevant information, we are asking you to please come forward.
The victim has suffered serious injuries but is expected to recover. We are strongly advising all Shrekville residents to remain calm and lock their doors and windows at night until the suspect is in custody.
>> Rose Masster commented on September 26th, 2023 @ 10:49am
Oh my god what?
>> Tina Belcher commented on September 26th, 2023 @ 10:51am
This is real, I just saw it on the news.
>> garfield commented on September 26th, 2023 @ 11:21am
SERIAL KILLER??????!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
September 25th, 2023 @ 12:24pm
best prices around…… for getting youre car toed…… garanteed….. call grumpys towing….. 1390 sharp ave shrek ville
Anonymous
September 25th, 2023 @ 11:11am
to who ever tried traspassing on my property and knocking on my door this morning…… grumpy knows what you did. I will find you and god save you when I do you are a dead man. if I see you on my property again I will do what i must and then only god can help you. this is your only warning…… don’t say grumpy didn’t say so……
Rose Masster
September 24th, 2023 @ 5:26pm
(Replying to Ferral on September 24th, 2023 @ 5:09pm)
I felt fine today… so I made that drawing that I was talking about.
It took me a while to make. I wasn’t sure how I wanted to do the hair at first. But it turned out OK. Not my best drawing but I think it’s pretty good…
[attached: marigold.png]
Oh my gosh thank you Ferral!! It looks great! Thank you so much!!!
Ferral
September 24th, 2023 @ 5:09pm
I felt fine today… so I made that drawing that I was talking about.
It took me a while to make. I wasn’t sure how I wanted to do the hair at first. But it turned out OK. Not my best drawing but I think it’s pretty good…
[attached: marigold.png]
>> Anonymous commented on September 23rd, 2023 @ 7:49pm
That’s good. I wish I knew how to draw.
Susan Heffley
September 24th, 2023 @ 1:24pm
Who needs a mattress? It’s great lightly used but we’re moving to a queen size!
>> Anonymous commented on September 23rd, 2023 @ 1:35pm
A used mattress???? Why would anyone want that???
>> Susan Heffley commented on September 23rd, 2023 @ 2:04pm
Personally if I don’t have anything nice to say I don’t say anything at all. You are a very rude person.
GabeCollectsRocks ADMIN
September 23rd, 2023 @ 7:29pm
(Replying to neil goldman on September 23rd, 2023 @ 7:18pm)
Listen up, people. This is Neil, and I’m here to announce that, as of right now, I’m 100% in charge of this website’s news board.
So, for my first article, I thought it would be good to get into the juicy stuff first. I thought maybe I could dig into that weird truth seeker guy that’s been posting lately, but as it turns out there’s not much of a story on that one.
So I looked way back in the chat, and just as I was about to give up hope I found some posts about this group of silent people building around the city. It seemed innocent at first, but I discovered that it goes way deeper than anyone ever thought…
Check it out in the news page… but only if you're not too scared to learn the truth.
OK I wanted to be the one to say that but whatever. Yeah it’s true everyone, Neil is in charge of the news page now. So from now on he’s gonna be writing all of the articles instead of me. I still can if I want but I probably won’t because I’m busy with school and stuff. So it’ll probably just be Neil.
neil goldman MODERATOR
September 23rd, 2023 @ 7:18pm
Listen up, people. This is Neil, and I’m here to announce that, as of right now, I’m 100% in charge of this website’s news board.
So, for my first article, I thought it would be good to get into the juicy stuff first. I thought maybe I could dig into that weird truth seeker guy that’s been posting lately, but as it turns out there’s not much of a story on that one.
So I looked way back in the chat, and just as I was about to give up hope I found some posts about this group of silent people building around the city. It seemed innocent at first, but I discovered that it goes way deeper than anyone ever thought…
Check it out in the news page… but only if you're not too scared to learn the truth.
Anonymous
September 23rd, 2023 @ 12:02pm
Does Anyone Know What They Are Building On Undertow Blvd Across From The Raising Canes?
>> Jon Arbuckle Cartoonist Odie Comics commented on September 23rd, 2023 @ 1:17pm
Golly, I was wondering the same thing! I’m really not sure what it could be, but I’m excited to find out!
>> Cleveland Brown commented on September 23rd, 2023 @ 2:21pm
I heard it’s gonna be a Goodyear.
garfield
September 22nd, 2023 @ 7:51pm
(Replying to [BANNED USER] on September 22nd, 2023 @ 4:58pm)
PEOPLE OF SHREKVILLE I AM THE TRUTH SEEKER I HAVE FOUND UNDENIABLE EVIDENCE THAT THE MAYOR IS SACRIFICING THE PEOPLE OF SHREKVILLE IN SATANIC BLOOD RITUALS THEY PLAN TO LAUNCH AN ALL OUT ATTACK ON THE PEOPLE I AM PREPARED TO DO ALL IT TAKES TO STOP THEM YOU PEOPLE OF SHREKVILLE MUST JOIN ME IN MY CRUSADE TO RIGHT THESE WRONGS
MAYOR LUIGI YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE
EXPECT TO SEE ME SOON
Now he’s posting this all over Facebook too. NO way it’s real. If Mayor Luigi was killing people he would probably say that he was or at least someone else he knows would have said something by now.
GabeCollectsRocks ADMIN
September 22nd, 2023 @ 5:06pm
(Replying to [BANNED USER] on September 22nd, 2023 @ 4:58pm)
PEOPLE OF SHREKVILLE I AM THE TRUTH SEEKER I HAVE FOUND UNDENIABLE EVIDENCE THAT THE MAYOR IS SACRIFICING THE PEOPLE OF SHREKVILLE IN SATANIC BLOOD RITUALS THEY PLAN TO LAUNCH AN ALL OUT ATTACK ON THE PEOPLE I AM PREPARED TO DO ALL IT TAKES TO STOP THEM YOU PEOPLE OF SHREKVILLE MUST JOIN ME IN MY CRUSADE TO RIGHT THESE WRONGS
MAYOR LUIGI YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE
EXPECT TO SEE ME SOON
Yeah, uh, one hundred percent banned. Come back when you’re not a weirdo fricking crazy person.
[BANNED USER]
September 22nd, 2023 @ 4:58pm
PEOPLE OF SHREKVILLE I AM THE TRUTH SEEKER I HAVE FOUND UNDENIABLE EVIDENCE THAT THE MAYOR IS SACRIFICING THE PEOPLE OF SHREKVILLE IN SATANIC BLOOD RITUALS THEY PLAN TO LAUNCH AN ALL OUT ATTACK ON THE PEOPLE I AM PREPARED TO DO ALL IT TAKES TO STOP THEM YOU PEOPLE OF SHREKVILLE MUST JOIN ME IN MY CRUSADE TO RIGHT THESE WRONGS
MAYOR LUIGI YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE
EXPECT TO SEE ME SOON
-C
wieazerd!!!! oooooooghgggh
September 22nd, 2023 @ 5:50am
oohhhhhh……
wieazerd!!!! oooooooghgggh
September 22nd, 2023 @ 5:37am
why is wizard face come from?? my on the phone??
wieazerd!!!! oooooooghgggh
September 22nd, 2023 @ 5:34am
gbdksp
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Ferral
September 21st, 2023 @ 9:34pm
(Replying to Rose Masster on September 21st, 2023 @ 7:47pm)
Oh... um... I'm glad you like it!!!
I’m not good at drawing so I haven’t made anything like that… but she’s a shy girl with brown hair and hazel eyes. She probably wears jackets and sweatshirts because it’s fall at the time of the story. She doesn’t wear anything super expensive or use a lot of makeup because she’s not really popular.
But please don’t feel like you have to draw her. I would like it a lot but don’t make yourself if you don’t want to.
I don’t know if I’ll do it or not… I guess it depends on how I feel. Sometimes I just get really depressed and I don’t want to do anything…
But I should have enough if I do feel like it. Thanks Rose.
Rose Masster
September 21st, 2023 @ 7:47pm
(Replying to Ferral on September 21st, 2023 @ 7:10pm)
Ferris… he reminds me of my OC Genx just because they’re both mysterious and introverted. Marigold is like my other OC Maidy-Cat… they don’t have a lot in common but I think they might make good friends. I might even make a drawing of marigold, if I end up feeling like it…
So yeah… What does Marigold look like? Do you have a character sheet for her? That would help me draw her.
Oh... um... I'm glad you like it!!!
I’m not good at drawing so I haven’t made anything like that… but she’s a shy girl with brown hair and hazel eyes. She probably wears jackets and sweatshirts because it’s fall at the time of the story. She doesn’t wear anything super expensive or use a lot of makeup because she’s not really popular.
But please don’t feel like you have to draw her. I would like it a lot but don’t make yourself if you don’t want to.
Ferral
September 21st, 2023 @ 7:31pm
(Replying to Rose Masster on September 21st, 2023 @ 7:10pm)
Oh OK, um, but don’t feel like you have to. It was just something I started for our creative writing class. You really don’t have to read it if you don’t want to. If you don’t think it’s good you can tell me that too.
Ferris… he reminds me of my OC Genx just because they’re both mysterious and introverted. Marigold is like my other OC Maidy-Cat… they don’t have a lot in common but I think they might make good friends. I might even make a drawing of marigold, if I end up feeling like it…
So yeah… What does Marigold look like? Do you have a character sheet for her? That would help me draw her.
Rose Masster
September 21st, 2023 @ 7:10pm
(Replying to Ferral on September 21st, 2023 @ 4:35pm)
Oh hey Rose. Your story sounds cool, I can read it tonight.
Maybe at some point I can post my story, but I don’t know if everyone will get it because it has a complicated backstory. And it might be too dark at some points for everyone… so maybe I’ll keep it not super serious if I do end up writing something…
Oh OK, um, but don’t feel like you have to. It was just something I started for our creative writing class. You really don’t have to read it if you don’t want to. If you don’t think it’s good you can tell me that too.
Ferral
September 21st, 2023 @ 7:03pm
I think robots are cool. I was thinking about taking a class for it this year but I decided to take Swordfighting II instead because I have to focus on keeping the city safe with my friends... but maybe next year.
GabeCollectsRocks ADMIN
September 21st, 2023 @ 6:41pm
(Replying to neil goldman on September 21st, 2023 @ 6:39pm)
Yeah, me and Gabe are popular with the smarter kids in the school. You’ve probably seen us with the robotics team and the chess club.
Uhhhh Neil what the heck are you talking about? We're friends with WAY cooler people than that. Like I don't even know who the robotics team is.
neil goldman MODERATOR
September 21st, 2023 @ 6:39pm
Yeah, me and Gabe are popular with the smarter kids in the school. You’ve probably seen us with the robotics team and the chess club.
GabeCollectsRocks ADMIN
September 21st, 2023 @ 6:28pm
Ferral I think I might have heard of you actually now that I think about it… I’m not sure if you’re quite as popular as I am. Maybe we’re just popular with different groups of people and that’s why we haven’t heard of each other.
Ferral
September 21st, 2023 @ 6:09pm
(Replying to Tina Belcher on September 21st, 2023 @ 4:35pm)
Are you THE Ferral? The one that’s a hero and fights for the people of the city? The one with black hair and the mysterious demeanor that makes everyone wonder what kind of a person he is inside?
Yeah that’s me... I’m Ferral.
Ferral
September 21st, 2023 @ 6:07pm
(Replying to Rose Masster on September 21st, 2023 @ 4:22pm)
Oh, hi Ferral! I didn’t expect to see you here. People talk about all kinds of stuff on this site.
I’ve been posting a story I’ve been writing for some people here who like it but you don't have to read it if you don't want to.
Oh hey Rose. Your story sounds cool, I can read it tonight.
Maybe at some point I can post my story, but I don’t know if everyone will get it because it has a complicated backstory. And it might be too dark at some points for everyone… so maybe I’ll keep it not super serious if I do end up writing something…
Tina Belcher
September 21st, 2023 @ 4:35pm
(Replying to Ferral on September 21st, 2023 @ 3:18pm)
Hey guys… it’s Ferral.
I don’t know what this board is about… can someone tell me? Who all talks here? Thanks…
Are you THE Ferral? The one that’s a hero and fights for the people of the city? The one with black hair and the mysterious demeanor that makes everyone wonder what kind of a person he is inside?
Rose Masster
September 21st, 2023 @ 4:22pm
(Replying to Ferral on September 21st, 2023 @ 3:18pm)
Hey guys… it’s Ferral.
I don’t know what this board is about… can someone tell me? Who all talks here? Thanks…
Oh, hi Ferral! I didn’t expect to see you here. People talk about all kinds of stuff on this site.
I’ve been posting a story I’ve been writing for some people here who like it but you don't have to read it if you don't want to.
GabeCollectsRocks ADMIN
September 21st, 2023 @ 3:43pm
(Replying to Ferral on September 21st, 2023 @ 3:18pm)
Hey guys… it’s Ferral.
I don’t know what this board is about… can someone tell me? Who all talks here? Thanks…
Uh, it’s only the coolest chat board ever fricking made.
This is Gabe, if you go to Weaponschool you probably know me as that really awesome rock collector. Who are you?
Ferral
September 21st, 2023 @ 3:18pm
Hey guys… it’s Ferral.
I don’t know what this board is about… can someone tell me? Who all talks here? Thanks…
Judy Neutron
September 20th, 2023 @ 9:46am
Does anyone know a Mr Crocker at Weapon School? He will not stop emailing me or my Son because he says we are “Hiding A Family Of Fairies” at our Home. He has sent me personally 10 Emails. I am starting to fear for our Safety. Has anyone also experienced this from him or heard anything about it?
>> Anonymous commented on September 20th, 2023 at 7:55pm
Gave my son detention for the same reason one day. I have heard several others say the same thing has also happened with their kids. I came to talk to him later and we ended up shouting because he said he knew we had fairies at our home. Complete psycho and seems he has been for as long as he’s worked there. I’m glad we do not have to deal with him any longer.
GabeCollectsRocks ADMIN
September 19th, 2023 @ 2:58pm
I’m actually not sure why it’s saying that. Freaking weird.
neil goldman MODERATOR
September 19th, 2023 @ 2:43pm
(Replying to [CHAT SERVICE NOTICE] generated on September 19th, 2023 @ 12:53pm)
User YellowM&M has been kicked for inactivity.
Gabe, what the heck is this? How do you kick someone from a message board? That doesn’t make sense.
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Anonymous
September 19th, 2023 @ 6:37am
best toing service around…. plenty of satisfed customers….. call grumpys towing…. 1390 sharp ave shrek ville
Rose Masster
September 18th, 2023 @ 10:04am
(Replying to Mort on September 18th, 2023 @ 9:08am)
I’m very glad to see you continuing this story. There aren’t any writing clubs in Shrekville at the moment, so this brings me joy to see. If more writers end up finding their way to this board, I would even be happy to organize such an event.
I greatly enjoy the way you define the settings of your world - dark, heavy clouds looming overhead, and a feel of autumn ripe in the air. I can almost see the space around me. However, I’m challenging you to take this strength and bring it further: to perhaps spend a paragraph defining the environment of your scene, or using metaphors or similes to really create the mood you’re looking for. Of course, remember as you do this to show the reader the ideas which convey your mood, rather than telling them how they should feel. This, I believe, will empower you to create very impressive scenes.
If you’d like any other feedback, please let me know. I think you have a lot of potential.
Thank you. I will definitely try this next time. Also, a writing club sounds fun but going in person might make me really nervous. I’m just used to talking to people online I guess. So I probably wouldn’t unless someone I knew was there too. Sorry.
Rose Masster
September 18th, 2023 @ 10:01am
Thanks so much everyone. I’m really glad you all like it. Nobody has ever really cared to read anything I’ve made before so it really means a lot to me.
Mort
September 18th, 2023 @ 9:08am
(Replying to Rose Masster on September 17th, 2023 @ 6:46pm)
OK. Here’s the second part of my story about the mysterious boy. I’m sorry it took so long to make. I know it’s not the best writing but I’ve been trying to get better. Please tell me honestly what you think of it.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1z-80X-KVl-bdJc9nMCwxNyninWmv_iF_UomRbx2UmpY
I’m very glad to see you continuing this story. There aren’t any writing clubs in Shrekville at the moment, so this brings me joy to see. If more writers end up finding their way to this board, I would even be happy to organize such an event.
I greatly enjoy the way you define the settings of your world - dark, heavy clouds looming overhead, and a feel of autumn ripe in the air. I can almost see the space around me. However, I’m challenging you to take this strength and bring it further: to perhaps spend a paragraph defining the environment of your scene, or using metaphors or similes to really create the mood you’re looking for. Of course, remember as you do this to show the reader the ideas which convey your mood, rather than telling them how they should feel. This, I believe, will empower you to create very impressive scenes.
If you’d like any other feedback, please let me know. I think you have a lot of potential.
Rose Masster
September 17th, 2023 @ 6:46pm
OK. Here’s the second part of my story about the mysterious boy. I’m sorry it took so long to make. I know it’s not the best writing but I’ve been trying to get better. Please tell me honestly what you think of it.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1z-80X-KVl-bdJc9nMCwxNyninWmv_iF_UomRbx2UmpY
>> sans. commented on September 17th, 2023 @ 7:08pm
This story is pretty cool. I think you should put a skeleton in it.
>> Sansy Skeleton commented on September 17th, 2023 @ 7:26pm
WHAAAAT? he has dragon wings?! What else can this boy do?? (⊙.⊙(◉̃_᷅◉)⊙.⊙)
>> neil goldman commented on September 17th, 2023 @ 8:41pm
That was pretty good, but let’s just say I’ve got some ideas in my head that might make it REALLY good. We could talk about it after geometry class tomorrow, unless you don’t want my help…
>> Tina Belcher commented on September 17th, 2023 @ 9:36pm
This is very good. I’m picky with romance stories, but this is pretty steamy.
neil goldman MODERATOR
September 16th, 2023 @ 9:50pm
(Replying to Rose Masster on September 16th, 2023 @ 11:41am)
Oh… I actually haven’t finished it yet but I guess I can when I’m done, if you really want me to.
I would also be interested in reading, Rose. I might be able to give you some tips on your writing. If you’d let me, that is.
Sansy Skeleton
September 16th, 2023 @ 9:43pm
(Replying to Rose Masster on September 16th, 2023 @ 11:41am)
Oh… I actually haven’t finished it yet but I guess I can when I’m done, if you really want me to.
totally!!! DO IT!!!
Rose Masster
September 16th, 2023 @ 8:33pm
(Replying to Sansy Skeleton on September 16th, 2023 @ 11:41am)
u should totally post it!! I soooo want to know what happens next!
Oh… I actually haven’t finished it yet but I guess I can when I’m done, if you really want me to.
Sansy Skeleton
September 16th, 2023 @ 4:20pm
(Replying to Rose Masster on September 16th, 2023 @ 11:41am)
Hi Sansy. Yes I’ve worked on it a little bit. I didn’t know if anyone cared to read more or not.
u should totally post it!! I soooo want to know what happens next!
Rose Masster
September 16th, 2023 @ 2:12pm
(Replying to Sansy Skeleton on September 15th, 2023 @ 11:41am)
WUTTTT this place is back?! How r all of u ppl?! I totes missed u all!!
rose if u r here have you made any more of that story??
Hi Sansy. Yes I’ve worked on it a little bit. I didn’t know if anyone cared to read more or not.
Sansy Skeleton
September 15th, 2023 @ 11:41am
WUTTTT this place is back?! How r all of u ppl?! I totes missed u all!!
rose if u r here have you made any more of that story??
sans.
September 15th, 2023 @ 10:49am
hey guys.
i want to know what you think of this joke.
why didn’t the skeleton ask his crush on a date?
because he didn’t have the guts.
hehehehehehehehehe
>> Anonymous commented on September 15th, 2023 @ 11:07am
Very funny. Got a laugh from me!
>> Sansy Skeleton commented on September 15th, 2023 at 11:39am
Sans I think that was pretty HUMERUS. LOL
>> sans. commented on September 15th, 2023 @ 12:41pm
heh. nice one sansy. you could say that tickled my funny bone. hehehehehehehe
>> Sansy Skeleton commented on September 15th, 2023 at 1:47pm
( ͡❛ ω ͡❛)
neil goldman MODERATOR
September 14th, 2023 @ 12:59pm
(Replying to Anonymous on September 14th, 2023 @ 10:01am)
i am not a robot you stupid damn kid i am a damn business owner trying spread the word of grumpys towing…. I am no damn robot posting about grumpys towing i am a real blooded person….. In fact you must be the robot trying to ruin my business with your taking your jobs…. I knew day one when they said they were gonna put robots in the wal mart instead of the casheers i knew we were done for…. But no one listended to grumpy…. now robots are taking jobs just like i said….. now you have the nerve to say that i who am a cold blooded shreklandian patriot is not a real person but a robot…. I can only imagie what will happen when the people rise up and you take the side of the robot who wants to take our jobs from cold blooded shreklandian people…. no body will save you then…. Which is proof that i am not a robot i am a one hundred per cent real person and patriot and owner of grumpys towing.
Oh my god calm down. I was just asking.
Anonymous
September 14th, 2023 @ 12:24pm
(Replying to neil goldman on September 14th, 2023 @ 11:55am)
Are you a robot? You've already posted this like 6 times.
i am not a robot you stupid damn kid i am a damn business owner trying spread the word of grumpys towing…. I am no damn robot posting about grumpys towing i am a real blooded person….. In fact you must be the robot trying to ruin my business with your taking your jobs…. I knew day one when they said they were gonna put robots in the wal mart instead of the casheers i knew we were done for…. But no one listended to grumpy…. now robots are taking jobs just like i said….. now you have the nerve to say that i who am a cold blooded shreklandian patriot is not a real person but a robot…. I can only imagie what will happen when the people rise up and you take the side of the robot who wants to take our jobs from cold blooded shreklandian people…. no body will save you then…. Which is proof that i am not a robot i am a one hundred per cent real person and patriot and owner of grumpys towing.
neil goldman MODERATOR
September 14th, 2023 @ 11:55am
(Replying to Anonymous on September 14th, 2023 @ 10:01am)
grumpy’s towing… specal deal now when you get youre car towed… call grumpy’s towing to day…. 1390 sharp avenue shrek ville
Are you a robot? You've already posted this like 6 times.
Anonymous
September 14th, 2023 @ 10:01am
grumpy’s towing… specal deal now when you get youre car towed… call grumpy’s towing to day…. 1390 sharp avenue shrek ville
GabeCollectsRocks ADMIN
September 13th, 2023 @ 8:27pm
Now it has 10 views. Get wrecked Neil.
GabeCollectsRocks ADMIN
September 13th, 2023 @ 7:50pm
Neil you’re just mad because my rock collection is awesome and you don’t have one. Stop hating
GabeCollectsRocks ADMIN
September 13th, 2023 @ 7:16pm
(Replying to Neil Goldman on September 13th, 2023 @ 6:03pm)
Gabe, nobody here cares about your rock collection.
Uh yes they do Neil. The video already has like 6 views.
neil goldman MODERATOR
September 13th, 2023 @ 6:03pm
(Replying to GabeCollectsRocks on September 13th, 2023 @ 4:45pm)
Alright guys this is important news. I just made a new rock collection update video. In case all you fellow rock collectors were wondering how impressive my collection is… spoiler alert… it’s freaking EPIC. Check it out, but just a warning it might be TOO awesome…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epBce7WJwV4
Gabe, nobody here cares about your rock collection.
GabeCollectsRocks ADMIN
September 13th, 2023 @ 4:45pm
Alright guys this is important news. I just made a new rock collection update video. In case all you fellow rock collectors were wondering how impressive my collection is… spoiler alert… it’s freaking EPIC. Check it out, but just a warning it might be TOO awesome…
Jon Arbuckle Cartoonist Odie Comics
September 13th, 2023 @ 6:22pm
(Replying to Anonymous on September 13th, 2023 @ 3:00pm)
Hello we just moved into the area and was wondering if anyone knew any good restaurants around. Does anyone have a favorite place in Shrekville?
Golly, I don’t think I could choose a favorite place, they’re all so good! I always take may cat Garfield and my dog Odie to Applebee’s in Park Square. Sometimes we go to Olive Garden too! Garfield really likes that one, probably because he likes lasagna.
Mort
September 13th, 2023 @ 4:14pm
(Replying to Anonymous on September 13th 2023 @ 3:00pm)
Hello we just moved into the area and was wondering if anyone knew any good restaurants around. Does anyone have a favorite place in Shrekville?
Green Creations is a frequent destination for me. It’s a salad bar downtown and it has some of the best salad I’ve ever had.
Although it’s a 40 minute drive from where we live, Muscle Man’s Bar and Grill is another favorite of mine. I’d recommend it if you’re ever out for a beach day. My partner isn’t a big seafood fan, but he enjoys the other menu items they serve.
Anonymous
September 13th, 2023 @ 3:00pm
Hello we just moved into the area and was wondering if anyone knew any good restaurants around. Does anyone have a favorite place in Shrekville?
wieazerd!!!! oooooooghgggh
September 12th, 2023 @ 6:51am
this is true!! kids this days… always sart phone!!!!
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wieazerd!!!! oooooooghgggh
September 12th, 2023 @ 6:51am
oghhhhhh!!!!!!! This isnet face book!!!!! where aam i?????
neil goldman MODERATOR
September 11th, 2023 @ 9:25pm
(Replying to Rose Masster on September 11th, 2023 @ 9:07pm)
Umm, I already finished it but thank you.
Alright, Rose… but if you ever need help, you know who to call. I’ve been told I make a good study partner...
Rose Masster
September 11th, 2023 @ 9:07pm
(Replying to neil goldman on September 11th, 2023 @ 6:40pm)
Let me know if you need help with the geometry homework. This one’s a pretty tough one but I know the answers, as always.
Umm, I already finished it but thank you.
neil goldman MODERATOR
September 11th, 2023 @ 6:40pm
(Replying to Rose Masster on September 11th, 2023 @ 6:33pm)
Oh yeah I think so. Hi.
Let me know if you need help with the geometry homework. This one’s a pretty tough one but I know the answers, as always.
Rose Masster
September 11th, 2023 @ 6:33pm
(Replying to neil goldman on September 11th, 2023 @ 3:24pm)
Rose, this is Neil Goldman. We’re in the same geometry class, if I’m not mistaken.
Oh yeah I think so. Hi.
neil goldman MODERATOR
September 11th, 2023 @ 5:02pm
(Replying to Rose Masster on September 11th, 2023 @ 3:24pm)
I don’t know any popular girls. I’m sorry. I could ask Miku if she wants to join but she’s usually pretty busy after school with her music and stuff…
Rose, this is Neil Goldman. We’re in the same geometry class, if I’m not mistaken.
Rose Masster
September 11th, 2023 @ 3:24pm
(Replying to GabeCollectsRocks on September 11th, 2023 @ 7:21am)
I don’t know who you guys are but you should tell any cool people you know to use this board. Just saying guys.
I don’t know any popular girls. I’m sorry. I could ask Miku if she wants to join but she’s usually pretty busy after school with her music and stuff…
Rose Masster
September 11th, 2023 @ 3:19pm
Hi… I don’t know if anyone remembers me… but I wrote that story that was posted here. I thought this place was gone forever, so I’m glad it’s back…
GabeCollectsRocks ADMIN
September 11th, 2023 @ 7:21am
I don’t know who you guys are but you should tell any cool people you know to use this board. Just saying guys.
Mort
September 10th @ 9:04pm
Glad to be back. Hello everyone.
Jon Arbuckle Cartoonist Odie Comics
September 10th, 2023 @ 6:32pm
Boy, I was hoping that this board would come back up! It’s really great to have a place to get to know the community.
I think you all should know, I had a lot of fun vacuuming today. You all should try it out for yourselves if you want something fun to do!
GabeCollectsRocks ADMIN
September 10th, 2023 @ 2:03pm
Neil I wasn’t fricking asking you. I already made a post on my Facebook where the frick is everyone?
neil goldman MODERATOR
September 10th, 2023 @ 1:55pm
I heard you Gabe.
GabeCollectsRocks ADMIN
September 10th, 2023 @ 12:13pm
Ok guys. If you didn’t hear me you can all post again.
GabeCollectsRocks ADMIN
September 9th, 2023 @ 3:43pm
Yeah you heard that right... the board is OFFICIALLY back up for posting. Make sure to have a freaking epic time… but don’t break the rules. I’m WATCHING you trolls.
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GabeCollectsRocks ADMIN
August 25th, 2023 @ 4:40pm
Now I know you guys all wanna post more but you're gonna have to be patient. I've got a few more things up my sleeve to deal with the trolls... if you know what I mean. So just hang in there for a second.
neil goldman MODERATOR
August 25th, 2023 @ 4:29pm
What's up guys... Neil here.
GabeCollectsRocks ADMIN
August 25th, 2023 @ 4:06pm
Also I made Neil a mod because there’s a lot of stuff now. Neil say hi to everyone.
GabeCollectsRocks ADMIN
August 25th, 2023 @ 4:01pm
Alright guys. Good news because pretty soon the community board is coming BACK. For now I'm gonna keep it mods only. But pretty soon it's gonna be back. As you can see I made a bunch of updates, kinda awesome if I do say so myself.
So now if you guys wanna hear all the real news you can go to the news page, that’s where all the newest info and secrets about people in Shrekville is gonna be. Also, there’s gonna be a lot of anti-troll code now so you better watch your back if you’re gonna try to troll people.
GabeCollectsRocks ADMIN
May 17th, 2023 @ 3:37pm
Sorry to disappoint all you guys but once again the trolls ruin it for everyone. Only the mods are gonna be able to post for right now. Make sure to follow my facebook for updates.
GabeCollectsRocks ADMIN
May 17th, 2023 @ 3:13pm
Mark my words trolls... next time this freaking website comes back up... you're freaking DONE FOR! There's gonna be SO much freaking code that tells me exactly who you are and I'm gonna give you to the police!
GabeCollectsRocks ADMIN
May 17th, 2023 @ 3:02pm
ALRIGHT THAT'S FRICKING IT!! Until you freaking trolls can learn your lesson this board is gonna be SHUT the frick down!!
[BANNED USER]
May 15th, 2023 @ 2:55pm
(Replying to GabeCollectsRocks on May 17th, 2023 @ 2:45pm)
WHERE THE FRICK IS EVERYONE?!? I'VE BEEN HERE FOR LIKE 30 FRICKING MINUTES!!
get trolled
GabeCollectsRocks ADMIN
May 17th, 2023 @ 2:45pm
WHERE THE FRICK IS EVERYONE?!? I'VE BEEN HERE FOR LIKE 30 FRICKING MINUTES!!
GabeCollectsRocks ADMIN
May 17th, 2023 @ 2:21pm
THERE'S NOBODY FREAKING HERE!!!
GabeCollectsRocks ADMIN
May 15th, 2023 @ 9:06am
(Replying to [BANNED USER] on May 14th, 2023 @ 10:18am)
hey buddy its cool rock kid! buddy i am having a meet up with all epic rock collectors in shrekville. we are gonna meet in the parking lot of the burger king that closed. its gonna be so epic muchacho. you have to go if you are rock collecter. this wedsday after school buddy.
Alright this sounds FREAKING AWESOME. Now that's what I'm talking about when I said you guys gotta talk about cool stuff. Although I don't think anyone is gonna have as cool as a collection as me.
[BANNED USER]
May 14th, 2023 @ 10:18am
hey buddy its cool rock kid! buddy i am having a meet up with all epic rock collectors in shrekville. we are gonna meet in the parking lot of the burger king that closed. its gonna be so epic muchacho. you have to go if you are rock collecter. this wedsday after school buddy.
Bart Simpson
May 12th, 2023 @ 4:36pm
Hey!
wieazerd!!!! oooooooghgggh
May 11th, 2023 @ 5:02pm
oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
thatts fine gabe... .. ver ysad wizord...
GabeCollectsRocks ADMIN
May 11th, 2023 @ 12:09pm
(Replying to wieazerd!!!! oooooooghgggh on May 11th, 2023 @ 9:58am)
hello!!! i amp osting becaus no one has cum to myh ouse yret!!!
free qizaerd maglicks!!! pleas e!!!
The Wizard stop asking people to come to your house that's fricking weird. I just updated the rules so now if you do it again it's gonna be against the rules and I'm gonna have to let the ban hammer do it's job. Also grade my history test already. My dad's mad because I got a C- in your class right now and I studied really fricking hard for that.
wieazerd!!!! oooooooghgggh
May 11th, 2023 @ 9:58am
hello!!! i amp osting becaus no one has cum to myh ouse yret!!!
free qizaerd maglicks!!! pleas e!!!
garfield
May 9th, 2023 @ 3:11pm
Not true I just went there and they said they were closed because the restaurant was flooded. Shrek was there
Anonymous
May 9th, 2023 @ 12:41pm
McDonalds is suddenly back open but do not trust what they say… they closed for safety after all the preservatives causes autism in kids below 5… my own child georgie had symptoms of autism 1 hour after eating there… I have tried to sue but they want to keep me quiet… stay awake shrekville…
Sansy Skeleton
May 8th, 2023 @ 1:00pm
So like has anyone been to the salon on main street?? I’m kindaaaa thinking about getting my nails done but I want to know if they do them nice before I go ( ͡❛ ₃ ͡❛)
>> wieazerd!!!! oooooooghgggh commented on May 8th, 2023 @ 3:56pm
I dont, know!!!!! do you want. to cone my house????? wizade magicl essons!!!
Anonymous
May 7th, 2023 @ 8:34pm
Cheapest toing around…. any time any where……… call grumpys towing…… 1390 sharp ave shrek ville
[BANNED USER]
May 6th, 2023 @ 4:50pm
(Replying to Jon Arbuckle Cartoonist Odie Comics on May 6th, 2023 @ 3:41pm)
That sounds like a blast, Frog! Although I would have to find someone to watch Garfield and Odie if I were to go.
I do have to ask, how are you posting on this board? You’re so small, I didn’t think you could use a computer! Do you have a little frog-sized computer?
How about I posted because I felt like it. Cracker
Jon Arbuckle Cartoonist Odie Comics
May 6th, 2023 @ 3:41pm
(Replying to Frog on May 6th, 2023 @ 3:28pm)
Hey dudes. I’m doing a comedy show at the Drunken Clam this Friday.
I’m posting this because they said if it was a full house they would pay me double. The bar is a shithole but I’m gonna be funny as hell so you should go anyway. Also you’re not gonna miss anything if you leave when I’m done because nobody else is gonna be good. Frog out
That sounds like a blast, Frog! Although I would have to find someone to watch Garfield and Odie if I were to go.
I do have to ask, how are you posting on this board? You’re so small, I didn’t think you could use a computer! Do you have a little frog-sized computer?
[BANNED USER]
May 6th, 2023 @ 3:28pm
Hey dudes. I’m doing a comedy show at the Drunken Clam this Friday.
I’m posting this because they said if it was a full house they would pay me double. The bar is a shithole but I’m gonna be funny as hell so you should go anyway. Also you’re not gonna miss anything if you leave when I’m done because nobody else is gonna be good. Frog out
Casa de Gonzales Restaurant
May 5th, 2023 @ 1:25pm
Happy Cinco de Mayo, Shrekville! Looking for some delicious authentic Mexican food today? Then Casa de Gonzales is here for you! Our entrees are both authentic and gourmet quality... and our margaritas were rated best in the city by the Shrekville Times for the last 2 years in a row!
Tonight only we will have live music will performed by Mariachi Francisco! We look forward to your patronige, amigos! Don't forget, Speedy always has room for family!
xX_DARKMAGICLARREF_Xx
May 3rd, 2023 @ 1:48pm
(Replying to GabeCollectsRocks on May 3rd, 2023 @ 1:46pm)
What the heck are you talking about? What does this even mean?
Wouldn't you like to know... GabeCollectsRocks.
GabeCollectsRocks ADMIN
May 3rd, 2023 @ 1:46pm
(Replying to xX_DARKMAGICLARREF_Xx on May 3rd, 2023 @ 1:01pm)
Listen up, kid… you must be pretty damn dense. Did you really think this idiotic trick would work on someone as intelligent as me? I don’t know who you are… but clearly your pathetic mind cannot understand how feeble and embarrassing this attempt at giving out my location was. Hell, my location is top secret information, kid. I will not be giving it to people as moronic and idiotic as everyone on this board...
You may think you're smart, but you'll have to step it up by about a million times to match my skills, bud. Just some advice... you'd have better luck tricking someone much, much stupider...
What the heck are you talking about? What does this even mean?
xX_DARKMAGICLARREF_Xx
May 3rd, 2023 @ 1:01pm
(Replying to GabeCollectsRocks on April 27th, 2023 @ 9:31pm)
ROWLEY READ THE RULES FREAKING LAME KID. Enjoy your ban because you're lame and lame people aren't allowed.
Anyway I've been seeing a lot of people talking about selling stuff and whatever so I made an announcement about it. Basically you can talk about random stuff but also you if you're cool you have to talk about where you guys are gonna hang out. Because like I said only cool people are allowed so don't make it super lame.
Listen up, kid… you must be pretty damn dense. Did you really think this idiotic trick would work on someone as intelligent as me? I don’t know who you are… but clearly your pathetic mind cannot understand how feeble and embarrassing this attempt at giving out my location was. Hell, my location is top secret information, kid. I will not be giving it to people as moronic and idiotic as everyone on this board...
You may think you're smart, but you'll have to step it up by about a million times to match my skills, bud. Just some advice... you'd have better luck tricking someone much, much stupider...
Anonymous
May 2nd, 2023 @ 8:02pm
DOES ANYONE HAVE AN EXTRA TV. I DO NOT WANT TO PAY AS WE ARE LOW INCOME BUT IF ANYONE HAS EXTRA FLATSCREEN PREFERABLY SMART TV PLEASE LET ME KNOW
Jon Arbuckle Cartoonist Odie Comics
April 30th, 2023 @ 7:12pm
(Replying to Apu Nahasapeemapetilon on April 30th, 2023 @ 2:39pm)
This does not surprise me. Many events lately have been of the highly unusual variety.
Someone this week has also constructed a barbed wire fence through the local campsite. The keep out signs are both threatening and numerous. I must wonder, what is going on behind it?
Gosh, they finished putting that up already?
I saw those workers digging and chopping down trees over there just a couple days ago! I stopped to ask if I could bring them some water, but they didn't say a word back to me. It was almost like they didn't know I was there!
My dog Odie couldn't believe it either. The whole situation was a real headscratcher!
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
April 30th, 2023 @ 2:39pm
(Replying to Anonymous on April 28th, 2023 @ 11:44am)
Have others seen that McDonalds is closed? There is a sign says they are closed until firther notice. What is the reason for this.
This does not surprise me. Many events lately have been of the highly unusual variety.
Someone this week has also constructed a barbed wire fence through the local campsite. The keep out signs are both threatening and numerous. I must wonder, what is going on behind it?
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Mort
April 29th, 2023 @ 9:07pm
(Replying to Rose Masster on April 29th, 2023 @ 6:24pm)
Okay... because you guys want to see it, this is the link to my short story. I'm sorry that it's not very long.
I really want to know what you all think. Please tell me if it's bad... I really want to know what your honest thoughts are.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10Z9VNpk-Obn8ZNt4sL64OVa8LTUXSK4cEqtSXOUwCTQ
Being open to criticism is one of the most crucial attributes of being an artist. Rest assured that as long as your passion and drive to improve remain, that you will succeed in any medium you desire.
I found myself calling back to my younger days as I read through your story. I think your passion for the craft is very evident in your writing. For these reasons, I enjoyed what you provided.
As for my point of criticism, be wary of repeating yourself in your text. Find synonyms for words you must reiterate and not to dwell on information you have already provided to the reader.
I wish you well in your writing adventures. Feel free to ask me for feedback at any time.
>> Rose Masster commented on April 29th, 2023 @ 11:31pm
Thank you, I will try and look for repeated stuff next time I write something... but I'm glad you liked it, thanks for reading.
Sansy Skeleton
April 29th, 2023 @ 6:56pm
(Replying to Rose Masster on April 29th, 2023 @ 6:24pm)
Okay... because you guys want to see it, this is the link to my short story. I'm sorry that it's not very long.
I really want to know what you all think. Please tell me if it's bad... I really want to know what your honest thoughts are.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10Z9VNpk-Obn8ZNt4sL64OVa8LTUXSK4cEqtSXOUwCTQ
OMG that cliffhanger! 0_o
that was so good! that boy is super mysterious... r u gonna write more?!
>> Rose Masster commented on April 29th, 2023 @ 11:27pm
Thank you! I know he's pretty secretive about everything. I'm not sure if I'm gonna write more, but I guess I'll post it here if I do.
Rose Masster
April 29th, 2023 @ 6:24pm
(Replying to Rose Masster on April 29th, 2023 @ 1:50pm)
Hi, sorry to bug you all again but I had to ask a question.
Could anyone here give me suggestions on a short story I made? I was just wondering what other people thought of it but if nobody cares that's fine but I just want someone to be honest about if it's good or not.
Okay... because you guys want to see it, this is the link to my short story. I'm sorry that it's not very long.
I really want to know what you all think. Please tell me if it's bad... I really want to know what your honest thoughts are.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10Z9VNpk-Obn8ZNt4sL64OVa8LTUXSK4cEqtSXOUwCTQ
Sansy Skeleton
April 29th, 2023 @ 4:36pm
just found this board hiiiiiiiii people
Anonymous
April 29th, 2023 @ 3:13pm
cars towed cheep.... call grumpy......... grumpys towing........ 1390 sharp ave shrek ville
Rose Masster
April 29th, 2023 @ 1:50pm
Hi, sorry to bug you all again but I had to ask a question.
Could anyone here give me suggestions on a short story I made? I was just wondering what other people thought of it but if nobody cares that's fine but I just want someone to be honest about if it's good or not.
>> Mort commented on April 29th, 2023 @ 2:57pm
As a frequent writer, I know it is often difficult to find spaces that encourage honest feedback. I would be very happy to take a look and tell you what I think.
>> Sansy Skeleton commented on April 29th, 2023 @ 4:33pm
lol that would be totally rad! i will totally read it!
wieazerd!!!! oooooooghgggh
April 28th, 2023 @ 3:21pm
why is nobody came to m yhouse!???
sad wisard....
Anonymous
April 28th, 2023 @ 1:04pm
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Anonymous
April 28th, 2023 @ 11:44am
Have others seen that McDonalds is closed? There is a sign says they are closed until firther notice. What is the reason for this.
GabeCollectsRocks ADMIN
April 27th, 2023 @ 9:31pm
(Replying to [BANNED USER] on April 27th, 2023 @ 3:12pm)
Gabe its rowley from school. You left your science notebook at my house its the one with elmo on it.
ROWLEY READ THE RULES FREAKING LAME KID. Enjoy your ban because you're lame and lame people aren't allowed.
Anyway I've been seeing a lot of people talking about selling stuff and whatever so I made an announcement about it. Basically you can talk about random stuff but also you if you're cool you have to talk about where you guys are gonna hang out. Because like I said only cool people are allowed so don't make it super lame.
[BANNED USER]
April 27th, 2023 @ 3:12pm
Gabe its rowley from school. You left your science notebook at my house its the one with elmo on it.
Rose Masster
April 27th, 2023 @ 10:19am
(Replying to Rose Masster on April 23rd, 2023 @ 4:33pm)
Hey everyone! The facebook post said this would be a good place to ask... Is anyone selling planters or other gardening supplies for inside? Just asking because I have a friend who is a boy who might be interested but he's not sure. So I just want to ask.
Sorry everyone I hope this didn't sound like you needed to. Only if you have some extras to sell. Sorry if it was a stupid question and if I bothered you.
GabeCollectsRocks ADMIN
April 26th, 2023 @ 7:37pm
OK guys, this is a super important post because I just added the announcements page. Now whenever you guys need to know something important you can just look at them and see it. Kinda awesome if I do say so myself. Make sure you're reading them for updates guys.
Mort
April 26th, 2023 @ 7:22pm
Is anyone interested in purchasing a pool table? We are redoing the basement and need to clear up space. $800, it is in excellent condition. I can provide pictures if asked.
>> Cleveland Brown commented on April 27th, 2023 @ 12:41pm
i know they need a new table at the clam. legs broke a week ago because someone tried to stand on it. ha ha.
Anonymous
April 26th, 2023 @ 11:12am
hey guys if any one needs there truck or cars towed... call grumpys towing......... grumpys towing. 1390 sharp ave shrek ville
Anonymous
April 24th, 2023 @ 7:01pm
went to white castle today , AWFUL SERVICE ! place smelled so bad i almost threw up ! They told me it was because they made something called fart soup and that it was normal ! i said who would ever eat there again ! they have lost my business and i will not go there again ! disgusting !
Rose Masster
April 23rd, 2023 @ 4:33pm
Hey everyone. The facebook post said this would be a good place to ask... Is anyone selling planters or other gardening supplies for inside? Just asking because I have a friend who is a boy who might be interested but he's not sure. So I just want to ask.
GabeCollectsRocks ADMIN
April 22nd, 2023 @ 10:46am
(Replying to wieazerd!!!! oooooooghgggh on April 22nd, 2023 @ 7:58am)
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I'm not gonna remove this cause it's probably not a troll. But don't be a spammer or you're gonna get freaking banned.
wieazerd!!!! oooooooghgggh
April 22nd, 2023 @ 8:12am
sorry ever one!!! crazy phone. i am wisord
wieazerd!!!! oooooooghgggh
April 22nd, 2023 @ 7:58am
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wieazerd!!!! oooooooghgggh
April 22nd, 2023 @ 7:51am
hello every one!!!!!!!!!!! its me the wizared!! i saw this one on face book!!! if anyone want s macgic lesons come to my house!!!
Jon Arbuckle Cartoonist Odie Comics
April 21st, 2023 @ 3:12pm
Gabe, I just heard the boys talk about this page today, and boy do I think it's a swell idea! I think everyone here in Shrekville could really do a lot of good things with something like this! Could you imagine?
I'd just like to introduce myself to everyone here! I'm Jon Arbuckle, and I'm a cartoonist. I make those Odie comics that you always see in the paper!
I got this great deal in the mail today I think you should all know about. Would you believe that the Auto Zone has 10% off those little tree hangers with the funny smells? I'm going there later today to pick some up! I'd just hate for everyone to miss out, so you should all go when you have the time!
GabeCollectsRocks ADMIN
April 21st, 2023 @ 2:48pm
(Replying to garfield on April 21st, 2023 @ 2:32pm)
Gabe everyone knows thats you!!!!
Oh yeah well it's not me "garfield". Can you read the freaking post? It's from Neil. You have no freaking brain. Although that's pretty normal for an internet troll like you...
garfield
April 21st, 2023 @ 2:32pm
(Replying to neil goldman on April 20th, 2023 @ 1:29pm)
This is a pretty epic page guys. You should tell your friends to freaking post more!
Gabe everyone knows thats you!!!!
neil goldman
April 20th, 2023 @ 1:29pm
This is a pretty epic page guys. You should tell your friends to freaking post more!
Anonymous
April 18th, 2023 @ 7:04pm
get trolled
GabeCollectsRocks ADMIN
April 18th, 2023 @ 4:33pm
(Replying to Anonymous on April 18th, 2023 @ 1:49pm)
buddy CRINGE website run by GABE! oh my god buddy gabe is so cringe. he collects ROCKS!!! Owned EPIC STYLE haha go play with your ROCKS somewhere else buddy
I SAID NO FREAKING TROLLING! Read the rules troll! Get a life loser!
Anonymous
April 18th, 2023 @ 1:49pm
buddy CRINGE website run by GABE! oh my god buddy gabe is so cringe. he collects ROCKS!!! Owned EPIC STYLE haha go play with your ROCKS somewhere else buddy
GabeCollectsRocks ADMIN
April 17th, 2023 @ 2:57pm
This is the first post guys. If you want to post just hit the add post button its not that hard. Go look at the post on my facebook if you want to know more.
No more posts!
No more posts!
That's a real kick in the patootie.
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