The freaking Carl’s Jr. on Main Street BURNT DOWN!!! What the frick happened?? My mom took me to the DMV yesterday cause I had to get my driver's permit (uh yeah you heard that right ladies...) and I saw that the restaurant got burnt down. What the frick is going on?

Okay guys never mind I looked it up and apparently the guy that owned it tried to burn it down but got caught. That’s pretty freaking crazy. Why would you want to burn down your own restaurant? It was pretty cool there too, my dad used to take me there after school. That doesn’t make any sense. If you ask meI think the police are trying to cover something up… and that the guy they arrested is INNOCENT. But that's just my news senses talking... 

Let’s see the police respond to this. I’m onto you Shrekville police. First you make a curfew because someone tried to take over the city and now they’re freaking lying through their teeth. That’s pretty bad if common sense can outsmart you. You better get it together Shrekville police…

As always this article is the realest news in Shrekville, because nobody wants to say that the owner guy that the police arrested is innocent. You heard it here first guys.